blanket syndrome


when you’re too cold without a blanket but get too hot when under a blanket.
person 1: “i’m suffering from blanket syndrome.. i’m doomed to spend this night as either too hot or too cold ;( ”

person 2: “put on a jacket you little b-tch!”

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