Blanketing
blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. this is the new “planking” except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.
person 1: hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head
person 2: b-tch, i’m blanketing
the unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.
“cr-p! i just blanketed my nails!! now i’ve got to take all the polish off and start over… fml.”
“i hate blanketing my nails! such a waste of time!”
a strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
john: “man, are you going to sleep with steph or what? she’s broken up with mike!”
dave: “nah man, haven’t you realised mikes been blanketing? i’d feel bad if i did it now”
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