Blankexpress
blankexpress is the term when a man m-st-rb-t-s too much and he starts firing blanks.
stuart: man i w-nked so much i have a blankexpress
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when your doing a chick from behind while firmly gripping her ponytails, you make a pedaling motion to penetrate deeper. “hey! why are you walking funny?” “omar and shane gave me a muslim bike ride last week and i’m still incapable of defacating.”
- blast shit knickers
the act of releasing small amounts of sh-t during the farting process johny, i was doing your laundry and i there was a brown stain on your pants… did you blast sh-t knickers again?
- dotcum
(n) p-rnography company conducting most of their business on the internet. x-rated variation of the term dotcom. all of the dotcom’s are crumbling, but the dotc-m’s have remained financially stable. a p-rnographic web site. what does lance do at the office? he visits his favorite dot c-m, and jacks his beanstalk!
- Piss of Excellence
mixing mountain dew with jack daniels for the best drink ever! it’ll literally turn you p-ss excellent! can anyone make the p-ss of excellence?
- Double Breasted Jack It
when you take your p-n-s back and forth between a girls t-ts. aka t-tty f-cking this girl with great t-ts let me try on the double breasted jack it with her. i hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.