Blankiegasm
1. s-xual relief caused by the warmth and snugginess of a blankie
2. the act of using a blankie rather than a tissue to m-st-rb-t-
“omg this blankie is so warm; i think i’m having a blankiegasm”
“dude i totally walked in on joel having a blankiegasm this morning using his favourite childhood blankie d:”
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