blant
from the bbc television series of “look around you”
bless you ants. blants.
a description of a blunt being typed on a work computer that may be keylogging.
gabe: let’s smoke a blunt later
mike: don’t talk about weed to me when i’m at work someone might be watching.
gabe: ok, wanna smoke a blant later?
a web log (blog)entry that is used to complain about something (rant).
i’m going to write a blant about the amount of penguin movies there are.
to be boring, blank, usless, stupid, pointless.
“that christmas party was blant”
^ referring to as ‘the christmas party was boring, or a waste of time.’
n. a blunt (marijuana rolled cigar)
pr-nounced bah-lant with stress on the (ah) similiar to the noise a sheep makes.
person 1: i’m about to blaze this blunt.
foreigner 1: you mean to say you are smoking thee blant.
the combination of a blog and a rant. part blog, part rant. the word came up by accedent while combining the two.
“did you read’s mike’s latest blant? he really let his opinions out of the box this time.”
the term ‘blates’ being used in a banterful context, to normally express sarcasm but showing that banter is intended.
“we are just so awesome, blants!”
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