blanta
a black or african american santa figurine you would see in a store at christmas time
look there’s blanta! i didn’t know santa was black…
1.) quite simply put: a black santa
2.) one of african american/black descent who throws on a red and white buckled suit, as a clever disguise to fool those around him-most often children-into believing that they are of the kringle or claus bloodline.
boy and his mom and sister at the mall:
boy: “mommy, why is santa so dark this year?”
mom: “because sweetie, that’s one of santa’s sons, blanta. he’s helping today while santa gets ready for christmas.”
boy’s bitter, pessimistic older sister: “who was mrs. claus sleeping with then?”
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