blap crap
10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of cr-p. the cr-p comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. named for the ‘blap’ sound it makes coming out.
it’s also artificially created by forcing a cr-p. taking a 10 minute cr-p in 2 minutes often creates a blap cr-p.
be right back, gotta go take a blap cr-p.
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