Blap Splat


to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your p-n-s (blap) repeatedly until -j-c-l-t- is released onto the victim. see: blap
“i was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that i nailed her with a blap splat! b-tch was p-ssed!”

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