blapse
to hit, punch. from the greek blapto – to hurt or harm
i blapsed this rudeboy
to hit
to deliver a heavy blow
he blapsed me in the nads.
he’s just blapsing it.
don’t make me blapse you babylon.
to strike or slap the victim’s face with the shaft of an erect p-n-s. can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the “blapsee” is officially your b–tch from that point forward.
“i’m at the hospital”
“oh you poor thing what happened?”
“i blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection”
“o__o …”
to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim’s face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.
an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.
if thou dost not stop these insults one shall blapse up your head, bo!
to provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!
girl 1 to girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?
girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i’ll see him soon.
girl 1 to girl 2: so you’ll call him?
girl 2 to girl 1: eeer, yeah but he’ll call me first…obviously!
to make love to / f-ck a member of the opposite s-x
i blapsed this fat girl last night…
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