Blapzt


blapzt (verb)- to completely and utterly destroy an object, removing most or all traces of its existence. used when an object is so broken, words like mashed and f-cked doesn’t describe the state of disrepair well enough. also used metaphorically.
“hah, your bike got blapzted mate!”

“i’m going to blapzt the compet-tion tonight, yeah boi!”

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