blarch
like a burp, but with a hint of puke.
“when i saw the monkey pee in it’s mouth, it made me wanna blarch.”
blarch was an exclamation originally used in ancient china, in the provinces near present-day shanghai. it was used most often when one burned one’s tongue and distorted natural pr-nounciation habits.
lao gao took a sip of the soup and unexpectedly screamed “blarch!”
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