blard
one of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. discovered by a g nicholson (uk) c.1993
category a-lard or alard
category b-lard or blard…
extending up to gamma-lard (a theoretical lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).
“that meat was very high in blard.”
an inept or clueless blind person, combining blind and r-t-rd. also used to refer to a blind person doing something socially awkward, such as tripping over a chair or dropping a plate of food. the use comes primarily from other blind people and is used jokingly.
man, tim looked like a real blard when he ran into that little girl with his tray.
adj. 1. boring out of your mind.
2. tasting bad, so bad, 99% of people may spit it out the minute it is put in your mouth.
3. stupid; idiotic.
4. pathetic, in the worst way.
so blard… pathetic.
1. n. someone who is a blind r-t-rd
2. adj. a stupid thing that a blind person does.
matt and jj were such blards when they didn’t realize they had walked in to the wrong restaurant. that was a blard thing that mike did when he walked in to the wrong person’s hotel room.
to get big and fat due to the aging process.(combines big and lard),going beyond the weight we put on as we age.
” hey kent… have you seen nate lately…. dude is turning into a blard.”…..
Read Also:
- blazeiblahzen
originated in upstate new york. used in the form of a question asking a person if they wanna smoke a blunt. keeper: “blazeiblahzen?” cecil: “iight i’ll be right there”
- Blaxsun
blaxsun – the definition is to give -n-l stimulation to your next door neighbours black resident. while doing this you will stick your p-n-s in between two cushions on a couch until your about to unleash your load and then c-m on the black mans face and then slabber dashing him with your flaccid p-n-s. […]
- blozzered
a word used to describe/insult how someone looks and feels after a wipeout following a ski jump. the person who is ‘blozzered’ is often covered completely in snow. ‘hahaa you got blozzered’ ‘you got blozzered mate!’
- blud clutt
slang word meaning virgin. my girlfriend is a blud clutt ie she is a virgin.
- Blubber-Vision
this is what many overweight people have when they criticize or point out the thinness of people who are actually at a healthy weight level. the majority of thin criticism comes from overweights who suffer from “blubber-vision”. this is especially acute when the overweight person has recently gained and subconsciously justifies it by looking down […]