Blargun


(noun) a word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pr-nounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.
1.) “can you p-ss me that blargun so i can serve up the food?” (they gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) “the blarguns are in the bag on the desk.” (there is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word ‘sweets’).

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