blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.
it is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn’t exist.
wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. i can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. i’d suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
- spoonie shadow
he is a rapper on c jam. be careful because he will get with your girl even if shes a dyk*. also has a fetish for 12-guage shotguns. he attends sahali secondary school and wants to be a rapper, he is white….. ” spoonie shadow is the real slim shady” “i know”
somebody that jacks off horses “the rancher was a horse-canister”
- c*m chugging
the act of slurping large amounts of male j*zz from shot gl*sses while a room full of naked masked men continue with the refills. susan surveyed the scene. her mother had told her to get out and meet men and stop being such a wallflower. she couldn’t help feeling though that she had more than […]
- hidden lover
someone’s hidden s*x partner, is hidden from spouse better known as a side hoe wow brittany is such a hidden lover!