Blart Attack


the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, paul blart: mall cop
1:dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a blart attack

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