blaser


a german last name, pr-nounced ‘blah-seer’. in most parts of america it’s pr-nounced ‘blazer’. it can also be used to mean ‘totally cool’, ‘awesome’, or ‘chya’. also used for great street names such as ‘cblaze oh sicks’.
curtis is a lot cooler than ed and thompson combined because curtis is a blaser.

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