Blasik


the visual impairment (dryness, blurriness, etc.) that results from smoking too much marijuana.
“wait… dude, who’s winning? i can’t read the score.”
“giants. dude, you got blasik, i can read it just fine.”

4/20 420 lasik blazed stoned cotton mouth

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