Blassed


a women (or man) with a hugely perfect b-tt.

blessed with a booty 🙂
“d-mn girl! you are bl-ssed”
when someone is in a mood that they act very childish, rude, and/or annoying.
“yo, shes mad bl-ssed today”
“why you so bl-ssed?”
blacking out and then p-ssing out with in five minute window.
dude, i bl-ssed out hard last night.

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