blast a load


act of taking an unusually forceful sh-t.
“i don’t know if it was the hot wings or the meatloaf, but i seriously have to blast a load”

“somebody blasted a load all over the place in here! d-mn, that’s nasty.”
act of forcefully -j-c-l-t-ng usually happens after a long piece of -ss
wayne tore that -ss up for an hour then he had to blast a load in her mouth

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