blast from the past


food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.
watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.
a show involving bright lights, a dark stage, mics that don’t make anything loud unless you’re backstage, cursing with your headset accidentally on. it is custom-made costumes that are 9 sizes to big or 4 sizes too small, it is the reason why we stay at school until 9 on a weeknight. it is dancing, it is singing, it is working hard for 2 months just to walk out of the dressing rooms and get a flower from the guy who swore he’d never be caught dead in that auditorium. it is showing the -ssholes that a freshman can get a solo and be better than half the seniors. it is that place we go to to whine about having to stay and cry when at the final end, it’s time to go. a place where even the most perverted geniuses are forever respected. in the end though, “y’all suck.”
“blast from the past is the only thing that could make me wear purple spandex.”
the act of thinking of (or popping up) previous s-xual encounters while masturbating
i had a f-ckin’ great blast from the past last night man…cherie appeared in my head, you know the time in the pinewoods!
a show involving bright lights, a dark stage, mics that don’t make anything loud unless you’re backstage, cursing with your headset accidentally on. it is custom-made costumes that are 9 sizes to big or 4 sizes too small, it is the reason why we stay at school until 9 on a weeknight. it is dancing, it is singing, it is working hard for 2 months just to walk out of the dressing rooms and get a flower from the guy who swore he’d never be caught dead in that auditorium. it is showing the -ssholes that a freshman can get a solo and be better than half the seniors. it is that place we go to to whine about having to stay and cry when at the final end, it’s time to go. a place where even the most perverted geniuses are forever respected. in the end though, “y’all suck.”
blast from the past is the only thing that could make me wear purple spandex.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in ones -n-s then having that person fart a c-m filled mess on to your face.
john: oh c-m in my -sshole so i can give you a blast from the past.

keith: please punch me in the face after so i can make it a a neapolitan delight
a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.
“remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past”
the act of giving your grandfather a bl-wj-b and having him -j-c-l-t- in your mouth.
“hey dude, you want to hang out?”
“no thanks man, i’m going over my grandpa’s for a blast from the past.”

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