Blast Nuts
blasting nuts, or the act of blasting a nut, is when something happens to a man that is so awesome that he explodes in his pants, one step above bust nuts, one step below nuke nutz.
when you lift heavy -ss weight, heavier than you’ve ever lifted before, you have blasted nuts.
me- “bro, i just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free f-150 filled with an -ssortment of shotguns, rifles, pistols, and -ssault weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of c4 pre workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to f— the sh-t out of her!!! i’m gonna blast nuts!!”
bro- “nuke nutz”
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