blastard
the actual meaning of blastard is in fact a person who is both a b-st-rd and one who is black
“quit being such a blastard and help me make dinner”
black + b-st-rd= blastard
a black b-st-rd
ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! i couldn’t believe that sh-t.
one who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.
often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can’t keep from -ssaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
my drive from atlanta to orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. now there’s 8 hours i can’t get the f-ck back.
b-st-rdization of the pr-nunciation of blue blooded b-st-rds.
as overheard in batavia il “those blue blooded blastards…”
response “did you just say blastard?”…”yeah, i did but it works don’t it?”
police officers who har-ss you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a b-st-rd = blastard
anybody who does something to p-ss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, po)
i can’t believe this blastard gave me a speeding ticket
i know that blastard didn’t just cut me off!
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