blasted out of your shoes


(to be) blasted out of (one’s) shoes:
verb: to be attacked very quickly, ferociously and decisively, such that the victim is completely relocated and only his or her shoes remain on the ground in the original location, as though the victim were still standing there.
me: are you a cheeseburger?
him: what? no…
me: then you better get outta my grill before you get blasted out of your shoes!
him: whatever, b-tch.
me: blaaaow!!! (attacking with extreme prejudice, leaving only his doc martens remaining)

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