Blasterd


being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.
zach and evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak spanish.
when an individual is blasted in conjunction with being plastered.
after a night at the bar yingling was blasterd.
someone that is tripping hard on shroom’s.
d-mn, that n-gg-‘s blasterd.

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