Blasto
when you fart and p–p comes “blasting” out into your underwear, thus resulting in a quick rinse in the sink!
oh my god, i think stephen’s fart was a blasto!
the russian word for score
mostly used by drunken englishmen who dont know any other russian apart from vodka
-pours drink….- “blasto!”
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