blastoised
to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you’re completely blacked out, to the point where you’re shooting hydro pump… out of your mouth.
man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.
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