Blastosis
one invitro fertization procedure entails inserting a five day old embryo (blastocyst) with a fancy turkey baster into the womb of a prospective mama. when the hopeful mama arrives home she tells her other children that they are going to be getting a blastosis.
mama sez our blastosis is going to look like lindsay lohan.
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