Blatant Lying Status (BLS)


a facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
closely related to the blt (blatant lying tweet)
these are all examples of a blatant lying status (bls)

‘just went to mcdonald’s and ordered a big mac. i’m now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large c-kes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 mcflurrys’

‘sat in the bath daydreming and i thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like i was on a boat. think i’m still p-ssed’

‘lightening just flashed through our window and me and daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright’

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