blatchford
when your parent walks in your room while your c-mming on your cats b-lls, and then you get parental control on your computer that blocks t-tties and p-ss-e, but doesnt block d-cks so you become bicurious.
i got in trouble for blatchfording off
the human refuse left in a suburban kitchen sink after a botched do-it-yourself abortion.
you think we wouldn’t notice all this blatchford in the drainage? march right up to your room, young lady. and the busted garburator is coming outta your allowance.
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