blatto


a phrase used to describe the state of mind during a heavy drinking session. usual characteristics of some one who is ‘blatto’ are hyperactivity, increased verbal noisage and unmatchable-s-xual-disco-dancing.
continued drinking may lead to the victim become blattered.
person a: yo mr orogato, lets get blatto!
mr orogato: sick mate, but i am already blattterred!!
person a: ok lets dance!
/mr orogato humps person a’s leg while doing the robot!

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