blaum


(verb). to publicize and/or recruit others who are members of a defined or cohesive group to engage in an competing activity separate and apart from a previously scheduled and publicized activity in a way that forces members of the group to choose amongst the competing activities and generates animosity amongst the members on both sides.
i can’t believe kevin would blaum lynn’s birthday by organizing a karaoke party for the same night – what a douche!
the moment when you see a female worth looking at, but is immediately drawn down by a parent being right next to her.
“dude check out that blaum over there!” i know man too bad she’s with her mom.”

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