blayr
blayr is a great friend for a little while. she will stay with you no matter what. she is a very sweet girl who will do anything for you. but the moment you hit 8th grade she will dump your sorry -ss for bigger and better things. she will become a popular psycho and crave attention. she will start to become a drama queen, she’ll take credit for your ideas, and her life will become sh-tty. yup thats blayr for ya.
oh, and she also has to have a boyfriend most of the time. and is probably the first girl to give a bl-wj-b in your grade. maybe had some lesbian action too.
kindergarten: best friends forever!
5th grade: starts to become distant
8th grade: talks about you behind your back.
9th grade: had fifty million boyfriends just to be popular.
12th grade: now a b-tch who no one will f-ck.
college: drunken wh-r- will do anything to get it in.
25 years old: cat lady who lives in a deteriorating trailer home.
bob: woah that b-tch is f-cking psycho!
joe: im pretty sure she f-cked every guy and girl in school.
bill: i knoww.. she must be a blayr!
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