Blazeby
an egotistical moron who has climbed the ranks of his organisation not by talent, but by f-cking as many people over as he possibly can. along with generally being a c-nt of the highest order.
guy a ” wow i see that jed has made head of i.t, how the f-ck did that happen?”
guy b ” sh-t knows, must have done a blazeby”
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