Blazin Jeaners
blazin jeaners is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy means of self expression. it is also a trend that attracts females. pay attention gentlemen:
blazer+jeans=blazin jeaners
combos:
blazer+jeans+t-shirt=blazin t-jeaners
blazer+jeans+being jewish=blazin jeanerstein
blazer+jeans+beard=beardin jeaners
this term was originated by the singer of baltimore metal band rest among ruins.
mike: “dude, are you blazin jeaners later?”
garrett: “of course dude! how else would i blaze vajeeners!?”
or
mike: “dude, are you blazin jeaners later?”
some jabroni: “nah man, i think i’m just sportin my towson hoodie. maybe some other time when i’m not a jabroni.”
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