blazin pazin


when you’re f-cking a hooker and then you c-m in her mouth so that she has to pause to swallow your huge load and meanwhile you grab a lighter and set fire to her hair so she’s blazin’ while you’re pazin’ her fifty bucks for her time.
i f-cked that prost-tute and then blazin pazin’ed that b-tch out the door.

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