Blazing Bagel


the act of placing a bagel onto one’s p-n-s, lighting it on fire, having s-x with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.
matt: whoa! dude i gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!

travis: dude, that’s insane i am gonna try that tomorrow!

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