BLD
bad life decision
ryan: “jay got his girl pregnant and shes a dog…what a bld”
kyle: “dude, that’s f-ckin’ resh”
big long d-ck
shortened down to bld it can also mean black long d-ck.
usually describes a man’s d-ck.
girl 1: last night…i had s-x with a bld
girl 2: really? what was it like?
girl1: well, it was big and long an a d-ck. so good.
black d-ck (that shyt that white girls love)
so i went to hook up with that white boy, but he aint got the bl d, so i dipped
bad life decision.
not to be confused with the ever popular fml moments. bld is more the things that lead up to the extreme side of things such as the fml moments. its the opposite of a gld(good life decision)
gld: partyyy – leads to- bld: blacking out and getting pregnant -leads to- fml: the next day thinking back on the night.
breakfast, lunch, and dinner. something that occurs all day long. phrase used in the act of taunting another
we owned that team bld.
a term invented by rob in the can’t hang van.
b.l.d. is a single meal for the day (typical on the road)
breakfast lunch dinner
this mcdowell’s will be my b.l.d.
for breakfast lunch and dinner
oh yah!! i love chocolate ice cream! i would eat it bld!!
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