bleakender
a weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest s-x act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80’s music
da has to listen to rick astley on jf’s ipod to cover the noise of fatty f-cking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009
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