blender jizz
when the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to -j-c-l-t–n, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent c-mming of a p-rn star (or a a should-be p-rn star)
g-d dammit, bobbie, you blender j-zzed all over grandma’s denture again
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