Blenge


a blenge is a term for an item which is being described as possessing both the qualities of a b-ll-nd and a minge, but not in a positive way.
most regularly used to describe someone who has done something either idiotic or rancid in an insulting manner.

pr-nounced:-
bl-en-juh
don’t bother talking to dave, he’s being a complete blenge.
‘blenge’ is a cool limavady saying for ‘punch’
jesus sur i hit that boy there a quer blenge in his we face

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