Blert


someone who is below average intelligence
you is just a blert
someone who is of less than average intelligence
stop arsing about,you f-ckin`blert
literally a “black alert” for when women with chocolate fever want to alert their ladies that a hot black guy is in the premises.
“daaaaamn–check out the blert to the right!”
that thing you do when you do stuff
oh boy! i just ran over someone in teh taco car! blert!

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