Blessed With Suck


1. failing so hard that it’s as if g-d himself made it impossible for you to win today.

2.describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
person 1: -snaps pencil in half…..again-

person 2: “dude, your practically blessed with suck today, whats wrong with you?”

person 1: “today’s just not my day. i’m going home.”

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