blimping


(v) the act of surfing the internet while taking a sh-t. similar in concept to a blumpkin. the proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.
fakeusername : hey man whats ^
tangloser : nothin man just blimping
fakeusername : word dont forget to wipe
that s-xual act of forcing air into the r-ct-m, via mouth to r-ct-m. orally, bicycle pump, compressor, balloon. hindenburging, zepplining, air hogging
that dude really got blimped. rough trade includes blimping.

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