blind bandit
the undercover ident-ty of toph bei-fong from the tv show “avatar: the last airbender.” at a very young age, she signed up for a fighting tournament under this name to escape her parents’ detection, and proceeded to kick the -sses of all people (mostly grown men) who dare to stand before her.
and now, i give you your champion… the blind bandit!
i will offer up this sack of gold to anyone who can defeat the blind bandit! …what? no one dares challenge her?
while receiving a bl-w j-b you c-m in her eyes and steal her purse.
if you need further explanation you’re probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.
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