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when you go on a date with someone you don’t know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.
blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.
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dating for the visually impaired
ray charles went on many blind dates with his wife, della.
an event where someone sets up 2 people who don’t know each other on a date. in most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the “matchmaker” afterwards.
my sh-tty friend set me up on a blind date, and i vomited for hours afterwards.
a cool tv show that lets us single people watch couples fight or make out.
dude did u watch blind date last night?? that b-tch had some fake -ss t-tties!!
when a friend sets up a date with a mystery person that you usually (99% of the time) don’t know. avoid at all costs because these types of dates go horribly wrong most of the time!
bob: i set up joe on blind date with this girl i met the other day.
fred: he’s going to kill you, you know that right?
bob: why? she’s got a nice personality!
fred: yeah, but is she hideous?
bob: maybe…..
fred: and besides those dates usually never work out.
somthing i wouldnt suggest you go on.- most turn out to be incredibly ugly , boring or plain losers.. but there are a few that turn out to be gems once in awhile or at least dateable. id say about 3 out of 50 are the odds of you finding someone whos compatible with you on a blind date. its best if your friends set you up with this person rather than just calling up some line or other service and going on a blind date. the friends at least know what you like and most likely who you would like, as far as type. sometimes youll get a whacko sometimes youll get a good match, but the odds of the good match are very low. maybe 1 in 50-100 and 2 that are dateable not to bad. the rest are whack jobs. so try to meet peeps in public or work , somewhere you dont need to go on a blind date.
once went on a blind date ,was a disaster, a mistake, dont go anywhere with peeps you dont know , it dosent matter if your friend set you up with them. if you do go watch out. guess you have to take your risks. – then again you can find a rare gem or someone dateable this way and they might be safe or cool.
1.when a friend tries to set you up with an ugly guy friend or female friend of theirs that is ,desperateinsecure,a person that one can walk all over since he/she is way too nice, creepy,boring,lonely,obsessedloser with no life.

2.a big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, “oh he’s/she’s really nice.”

3. they think it’s “cute” to try to set you up when you’re content with being single. they think they know what’s best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.
1. vanessa: “i have a guy friend that’s single, just like you.”

jane: “i’m not interested in going on a blind date with clifford.”

2. vanessa: “he’s really nice.”

jane -thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and jane follows her instincts and is right.- “like i said before, i’m not interested.”

3. jane: “what’s your d-mn problem with me being single?”

“i don’t want to be set up because i have my own free will and i know what i like and don’t like in a guy.”

vanessa: “oh, i was just having fun.”

jane: -in an angry voice- “fun, really?”

“wow, you’re a stupid b-tch.”

vanessa: “but i…”

jane: “cut the cr-p, i’m happy being single and nor do i want or need you’re help getting a boyfriend.”

jane: “i like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways.”

vanessa: “but i….”

jane: “this conversation is over, so be on your way before you p-ss me off even more.”

vanessa -leaves and cries like a baby because jane put her stupid -ss in place.-

jane – is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. refuses to be “set up” with some desperate loser guy with no life.-