blind donkey


1. noun. slang. a person, male or female, who has just had an -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. the act of -j-c-l-t-ng s-m-n onto a person’s face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by s-m-n.
1. after a long, drunken night, john was a blind donkey, with c-m dripping off his face.
2. as tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.

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