Blind Gorilla


before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. after completing the act and depositing s-m-n on the female’s face, pubic hairs are blown onto her j-sm covered face where they stick. the male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells “blind gorilla biach!”
you know betty… yeah i gave her a mean blind gorilla last tuesday.

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