Blind Lucha Libre


put a wrestling mask on a girl. wrestle with her, put her in a sleeper hold and while she is out, bust a nut in her eyes so she cannot open them when she wakes up rendering her blind. (can also be called the crusty lucha libre)
i was wrestling with your mexican mom last night – put her in a sleeper hold by “accident”. i felt it was my moral obligation to give her a blind lucha libre. the crust c-ms off with a little vaseline.

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