Blind Monk


when your s-x partner is sucking you off and your d-ck gets the hardest possible, force it into your s-x partners eyes. as he/she whelps in pain, -j-c-l-t- in their eyes making them partially blind. once they are rolling on the floor in agony, recite bible versus to them while pouring holy water over them.
i got raped the other day and the rapist decided to suck me off. i gave him a blind monk and he didn’t come back!

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