blind penguin
the s-xual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. then -j-c-l-t- in her eye causing her to lose her vision.
nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin
becky: sure!!! what’s that?
darrin: let’s both punch her in the t-t.
becky: oh baby i can’t wait
patrick: i’ll shoot it in her eyes then that b-tch will be blind.
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